Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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