3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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