girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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