google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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