God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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