oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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