i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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