Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
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He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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