I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
