ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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