I got chris browned last night
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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