you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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