If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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