she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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