you would pick up someone in the library
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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