Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Sorry my hands just texted you
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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