WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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