You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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