Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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