He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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