apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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