A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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