My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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