He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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