that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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