He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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