Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I did not marry a roomba.
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