please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
oh god the rape fog is back!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
