like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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