please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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