I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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