come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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