I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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