New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
So here I am, sexting at work.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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