hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
