This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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