you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
too bad you live with your parents still
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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