Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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