Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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