he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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