3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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