It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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So squirting runs in the family.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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