maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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