so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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