I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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