If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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