i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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