just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just had sex on a roof
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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