yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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