Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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