Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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