We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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