My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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