So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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