It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
how drunk are you?
Several
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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