its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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