Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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