i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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