Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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