i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
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They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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